Did I say that? OK, I get it that millions of SATC fans are going to get mad at me, but this is my blog and I'm just reporting the facts; this chick flick attracts pigs and - according to my theater manager, bitches. I didn't personally run into any bitches, but I did bitch about the mess the women made in my theater.
The funny thing about SATC is that it attracted groups of women - a girls-night-out kind of thing. And these girls came dressed to party. Each woman had to look better than the rest of the girls she was coming with. And they brought their cute little wine bottles and sipped from theater courtesy cups...and left the bottles under their seats. There were 25 bottles under seven seats. I hope they brought a designated driver.
Like the women in the movie, most of the women coming to see SATC are less than attractive and only sexy because men will sleep with anything that will lie still long enough. None of the actresses in this movie are sexy - least of all Sarah Jessica Parker. She bears a strong resemblance to the witch that was crushed under the house in the Wizard of Oz. But Hollywood is great at creating fiction and getting people to accept it as fact. What is a fact is that the SATC fans left a lot of trash in my theater, on purpose of course. It used to be that 'chick-flicks' were relatively clean because women would only buy a small popcorn and a bottle of water. Now they're buying the large combos and supplementing them with a little wine and a bag of candy from Target next door.
One of the managers, a devout Muslim, shook his head in disgust upon seeing so many women lined up at the concession stand. "These women," he whispered to me, 'these women - they are liberal women! They don't care how they look in public! They dress like sluts! They should name this movie "Sluts And the City"." When he helped us clean the theater after these liberal women left, his opinion was only reinforced. "Why are American women such bitches!?" I laughed and told him that he ought to have to clean the women's bathroom. The mere thought of sanitary napkins overflowing the trash cans caused him to pull out his prayer mat.
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Women are not as nearly nasty as the men.
Men are the reason the women dress like sluts. They want one thing. That is sex. Now say someone walked in with her hair not brushed, wearing bifocals, a turtle neck, and high water jeans. Most men, except for the nerds, will cringe in disgust. Men complain so much, honestly you have the wrong image.
Show your lady that she is sexy in basketball shorts and a shirt.
Don't eye other women when they walk by.
Don't ever say why are you wearing that?
That will just piss us off
And you will find less sluts.
I think it is quite possible for a woman to look attractive without looking like a slut. There is no need to go to one extreme or the other. There is no need to show that much skin in order for your man to think you are sexy. IMHO some things are best left to be revealed privately.
As far as men looking at other women as they walk by, men are wired to notice things like that, unfortunately, but they don't have to look a second time. :)
Men will always want sex, it is the woman that has the option, even the power, of saying yes or no.
Nasty and sexy are two different things. Nasty is what happens in my theater restrooms. Sexy is a pretty smile. Nasty is a fat woman in short-shorts and halter-top. Sexy is green eyes, or blue eyes, or brown eyes; and the way they wink at you. Nasty is a woman on PMS. Sexy is having a woman rest her head on your shoulder. Nasty is a woman with a cigarette dangling from her lips. Sexy is a little bit of lip gloss and just a hint of eye shadow. Nasty is a woman who can curse like a man. Sexy is a woman whispering "I love you" in your ear.
Men aren't always led by their penises. The difference between a slut and a sexy woman is like the difference between rock and country music. Rock music is about sex, country music is about love. Men want to screw a slut, but they want to marry a sexy woman. You don't have to be beautiful to be sexy; and dressing like a slut doesn't make a woman beautiful. Quite the opposite.
Finally, men know we can never figure women out, so we're just going to go with our first instincts. If you show us some skin, you're inviting us to look. If you want a relationship, you're going to have to come up and say "Hello, here's my phone number if you're interested." Tell us what you want, there are too many options to guess the right one the first time. And trust us. Nothing inspires more loyalty from a man than to know someone trusts us to do the right thing. Men who betray that trust aren't real men - they're assholes.
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